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30 Side-Splitting Wedding Jokes to Add Laughter to Your Big Day!

Wedding planning can be a wild and emotional ride, but who says it can't also be a laugh-out-loud good time? From the silly sayings on your invites to the quirky cake topper, there are plenty of opportunities to add some humor to your big day. To help keep the laughs coming, we've rounded up 30 of the funniest wedding jokes around. Whether you're the blushing bride, dapper groom, crafty planner, or just a guest, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. So grab a glass of champagne and let's get ready for some knee-slapping, belly-laughing, wedding humor!

  1. Why did the groom bring duct tape to the wedding? Just in case his bride tried to kiss and run!

  2. Why did the wedding cake fall to the ground? It was

  3. getting hitched!

  4. Why was the wedding invitation RSVP declined? Because the groom's ex was a "Reply Hater."

  5. Why did the wedding DJ play "The Twist"? The bride and groom wanted to "put a little spin" on their first dance.

  6. Why did the wedding photographer wear sunglasses? To keep the flash from hurting his eyes!

  7. Why did the wedding planner bring a hammer? To "nail" the wedding day!

  8. Why did the wedding guests bring binoculars? They wanted to see the ceremony from a "bird's eye view."

  9. Why did the wedding cake topper run away? He was afraid of getting "iced."

  10. Why did the wedding dress cost so much? Because it had a lot of "seam"stress!

  11. Why did the wedding planner bring a stapler? To keep the marriage license from falling apart!

  12. Why did the wedding DJ play "Here Comes the Sun"? Because the bride was "Bringing the Heat!"

  13. Why did the wedding photographer take a "selfie"? He wanted a shot of the "big picture."

  14. Why did the wedding guests bring beach balls? They wanted to have a "ball" at the reception!

  15. Why did the wedding cake have so many tiers? Because the couple wanted to "layer" their love.

  16. Why did the wedding DJ play "Shout"? The bride and groom wanted to "let it all out" on the dance floor.

  17. Why did the wedding photographer take a Polaroid? He wanted a "snapshot" of the day.

  18. Why did the wedding planner bring a ladder? To help the bride and groom "reach for the stars."

  19. Why did the wedding guests bring noisemakers? To "make a racket" on the dance floor!

  20. Why did the wedding DJ play "Love Shack"? Because the couple wanted to "live it up" on their wedding day.

  21. Why did the wedding photographer take a group shot? To capture the "big picture."

  22. Why did the wedding planner bring a megaphone? To "shout" their joy to the world!

  23. Why did the wedding guests bring confetti? To "spice up" the reception!

  24. Why did the wedding DJ play "Jump"? The bride and groom wanted to "get a little bounce" in their step.

  25. Why did the wedding photographer take a panoramic shot? He wanted to capture the "whole story."

  26. Why did the wedding planner bring a stopwatch? To "time" the ceremony perfectly.

  27. Why did the wedding guests bring kazoos? To "toot" their own horns on the dance floor!

  28. Why did the wedding DJ play "Let's Get Loud"? The bride and groom wanted to "make some noise" on their wedding day.

  29. Why did the wedding photographer take a time-lapse video? He wanted to "speed up" the memories.

  30. Why did the wedding planner bring a megaphone? To "shout" out the newlyweds' names!

  31. Why did the bride always carry a ladder on her wedding day? In case she needed to reach for the stars!

Do not say cheese and get ready to giggle! If you want a wedding photographer in Dallas with a side of humor, look no further than Igor Photography. They'll snap silly candids that'll make your big day even more memorable... or forgettable, depending on how good you look in the photos. 😜

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